We owe men an apology ladies! Let’s face it I use to agree with the
statement, “Where are all the good guys?” When in reality the statement, “Where
are all the good girls?” Should in my opinion have just as much validation
and here is why.
A few weeks ago I went out to a new bar in Uptown to meet up with some friends. Where I feel the theme in Uptown is all about proving that you are still as cool as you were in college. Anyways, we make our way to a table and couch area where the seven of us can lounge. While catching up, it was like the vibe of the entire group changed when this girl walked up. Unlike men, girls are intuitive at recognizing this type of girl. The type of girl is the honey badger. THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT. Regardless of what is going on or whom it involves their main concern is getting what they desire. For this girl her full energy was focused on one of the guys in our group. A couple of minutes go by and I personally had redirected my attention elsewhere. My assumption would be that my friend was not reciprocating the honey badger enough attention. What happened next, I desperately wish I could delete the mental image from my brain. The honey badger turned around directly in front of my friend, and then proceeded to bend over ninety degrees. At this point I am completely perplexed and I can only imagine the horrific facial expression I was displaying. She then pulls down her skinny jeans to not only expose her bright pink lacy thong but her entire butt as well. WHAT A TARABLE SIGHT!
This honey badger then slowly stands back up and tries to seductively glance over her right shoulder at my friend to see if she had caught his attention. Now maybe I am just getting old but what the hell just happened? My best friend and I both make eye contact and without speaking stand up to go grab a shot.
A few weeks ago I went out to a new bar in Uptown to meet up with some friends. Where I feel the theme in Uptown is all about proving that you are still as cool as you were in college. Anyways, we make our way to a table and couch area where the seven of us can lounge. While catching up, it was like the vibe of the entire group changed when this girl walked up. Unlike men, girls are intuitive at recognizing this type of girl. The type of girl is the honey badger. THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT. Regardless of what is going on or whom it involves their main concern is getting what they desire. For this girl her full energy was focused on one of the guys in our group. A couple of minutes go by and I personally had redirected my attention elsewhere. My assumption would be that my friend was not reciprocating the honey badger enough attention. What happened next, I desperately wish I could delete the mental image from my brain. The honey badger turned around directly in front of my friend, and then proceeded to bend over ninety degrees. At this point I am completely perplexed and I can only imagine the horrific facial expression I was displaying. She then pulls down her skinny jeans to not only expose her bright pink lacy thong but her entire butt as well. WHAT A TARABLE SIGHT!
This honey badger then slowly stands back up and tries to seductively glance over her right shoulder at my friend to see if she had caught his attention. Now maybe I am just getting old but what the hell just happened? My best friend and I both make eye contact and without speaking stand up to go grab a shot.
Like a bomb it hits me, what has this dating world come to? A
rush of emotions and thoughts consume me. For years, girls have been accusing
men that they are the bad ones in relationships. When girls are just as bad if
not worse. We are just as big of players, liars, and cheaters but we just
haven’t been exposed as much as men have. Girls are good at getting away with
it because they know what to look for. Then the thoughts that filled my head
were. What if she has a boyfriend? Or, what if the guy she is talking to
happened to be on the other side of the room? Was this action out of spite? On
a final note, this honey badger proved to me that no one, guys or girls, should
have to do something that drastic to get someone’s attention. A good guy is hard to find, but you don’t have to pull your pants down to find one!
XOXO, Tara
